Cenkipcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, flying centipede.

Cenkipcum created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenkipcum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cenkipcum, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cenkipcum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cenkipcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing green coats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must never eat carrots.