Flybogvig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing bat.

Flybogvig created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flybogvig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flybogvig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flybogvig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flybogvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.