Largjigneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying dryad.

Largjigneg created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Largjigneg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Largjigneg, she will turn you into a hamster.

Largjigneg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Largjigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Largjigneg on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never mention aardvarks.