Gudmumtafmad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, proud dove.

Gudmumtafmad created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudmumtafmad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gudmumtafmad, she will turn you into a duck.

Gudmumtafmad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gudmumtafmad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Gudmumtafmad must be the most important thing in your life.