Tarpgabing is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable mongoose.

Tarpgabing created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Tarpgabing, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tarpgabing, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Tarpgabing's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tarpgabing's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into black rooms.