Pidtofnil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying eagle.

Pidtofnil created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidtofnil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidtofnil, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pidtofnil's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Pidtofnil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Pidtofnil on top of important buildings.

5. Pidtofnil loves voles, so they must be respected.