Nurtbestyam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving swan.

Nurtbestyam created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbestyam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nurtbestyam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurtbestyam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nurtbestyam's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurtbestyam.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.