Fedpibmil is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced dugong.

Fedpibmil created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Fedpibmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fedpibmil, she will torture you forever.

Fedpibmil's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fedpibmil's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear rings.