Bafhimkip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart pig.

Bafhimkip created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafhimkip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafhimkip, she will turn you into a frog.

Bafhimkip's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bafhimkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Never wear orange kilts.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near doves while wearing yellow trousers and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your feet.