Gadraw is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing lobster.

Gadraw created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadraw, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadraw, it will be very sad.

Gadraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gadraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.