Wotdinfedraklim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless cow.

Wotdinfedraklim created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotdinfedraklim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotdinfedraklim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wotdinfedraklim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Wotdinfedraklim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.