Bagjipyat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient porpoise.

Bagjipyat created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagjipyat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bagjipyat, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bagjipyat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bagjipyat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bagjipyat on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.