Cutstipbag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous troll.

Cutstipbag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutstipbag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutstipbag, it will turn you into a goat.

Cutstipbag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cutstipbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. You must love Cutstipbag.

4. Do not keep seven voles in a large pit.

5. Never hurt mites.