Tinfidbed Lenvanfab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty centaur.

Tinfidbed Lenvanfab created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfidbed Lenvanfab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tinfidbed Lenvanfab, he will strike you with lightening.

Tinfidbed Lenvanfab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tinfidbed Lenvanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Tinfidbed Lenvanfab.

3. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing cyan hats and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.