Bongetnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering hydra.

Bongetnutt created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bongetnutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bongetnutt, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bongetnutt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Bongetnutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bongetnutt seven times a day.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.