Fedkangup is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy skunk.

Fedkangup created the universe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedkangup, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fedkangup, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fedkangup's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fedkangup's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Fedkangup in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.