Midyamkamlatlegcudcap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent weasel.

Midyamkamlatlegcudcap created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Midyamkamlatlegcudcap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midyamkamlatlegcudcap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Midyamkamlatlegcudcap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Midyamkamlatlegcudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help squirrels in need.