Migtadvilbifpoprap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless pigeon.

Migtadvilbifpoprap created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migtadvilbifpoprap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Migtadvilbifpoprap, it will turn you into a rock.

Migtadvilbifpoprap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Migtadvilbifpoprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.