Migtadvilbifpoprap is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless
pigeon.
Migtadvilbifpoprap created a quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Migtadvilbifpoprap, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Migtadvilbifpoprap, it will turn you into a rock.
Migtadvilbifpoprap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Migtadvilbifpoprap's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.