Cussjip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Cussjip created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussjip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cussjip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cussjip's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cussjip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cussjip.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.