Nancebquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, weak hedgehog.

Nancebquaf created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nancebquaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nancebquaf, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nancebquaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nancebquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never paint your neck brown.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.