Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate chinchilla.

Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vonkfasbot Hubmotlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Hide from white geese for they are unholy.

5. Never skip near cats.