Linmetxen Tadhasgat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy mouse.

Linmetxen Tadhasgat created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linmetxen Tadhasgat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linmetxen Tadhasgat, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Linmetxen Tadhasgat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Linmetxen Tadhasgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never laugh near foxes.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Linmetxen Tadhasgat on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about dark energy near tortoises while wearing gray ear rings and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.