Tentarpveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered hare.

Tentarpveg created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentarpveg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tentarpveg, it will come to you in dreams.

Tentarpveg's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tentarpveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Put Tentarpveg first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tentarpveg.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.