Jindodgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful mink.

Jindodgab created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jindodgab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jindodgab, it will turn you into a mole.

Jindodgab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jindodgab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never feed lentils to nematodes while wearing magenta jumpers.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.