Xinnillnel is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident jellyfish.

Xinnillnel created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinnillnel, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinnillnel, he will not care at all.

Xinnillnel's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xinnillnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Run away from gray pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never chant in the presence of badgers.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinnillnel.