Fetratbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unjust camel.

Fetratbonk created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetratbonk, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fetratbonk, she will turn you into a frog.

Fetratbonk's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fetratbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Pray towards the north.
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