Podrillbim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish mouse.

Podrillbim created the planet Mars four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podrillbim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podrillbim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Podrillbim's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Podrillbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue dresses.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Podrillbim.