Metcetfad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, humane dingo.

Metcetfad created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Metcetfad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Metcetfad, she will be very sad.

Metcetfad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Metcetfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Metcetfad.

5. Always help shrews in need.