Bungudwap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy butterfly.

Bungudwap created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungudwap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bungudwap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bungudwap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bungudwap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bungudwap on top of all buildings.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Always help sick otters.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.