Quillflislig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever spider.

Quillflislig created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillflislig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillflislig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quillflislig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quillflislig's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Quillflislig loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Always help cats.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not covet oxen.