Spagnancin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid salamander.

Spagnancin created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnancin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Spagnancin, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Spagnancin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Spagnancin's Holy Commandments

1. Spagnancin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never feed gooseberries to manatees while wearing skirts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagnancin.