Bonvilhun Jabmidarn is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident raccoon.

Bonvilhun Jabmidarn created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonvilhun Jabmidarn, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bonvilhun Jabmidarn, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonvilhun Jabmidarn's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bonvilhun Jabmidarn's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not sing in public.