Dadbetrull is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthinking cow.

Dadbetrull created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadbetrull, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dadbetrull, she will not invite you to parties.

Dadbetrull's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dadbetrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing violet boots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never sing near grasshopers.

5. Always look after injured ducks.