Flab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid snake.

Flab created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Flab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flab, it will turn you into a frog.

Flab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Flab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.