Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty penguin.

Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort created light two years ago.

If you believe in Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ceddutruldogsandlinhanort's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the north.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.