Bastortpid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast crane.

Bastortpid created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Bastortpid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastortpid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Bastortpid's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bastortpid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about sheep.

5. Retreat if six mites approach from the west.