Flanpopflow is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic lobster.

Flanpopflow created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanpopflow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flanpopflow, he will have a low opinion of you.

Flanpopflow's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flanpopflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Flanpopflow.