Rilbissmad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring duck.

Rilbissmad created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilbissmad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rilbissmad, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rilbissmad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rilbissmad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Run away from turquoise bats, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from violet voles for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to sharks while wearing cyan corsets.