Garruthan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm unicorn.

Garruthan created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Garruthan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Garruthan, she will make you grow a tail.

Garruthan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Garruthan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing black jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.