Timsabdod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak human.

Timsabdod created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Timsabdod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Timsabdod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Timsabdod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Timsabdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.