Timsabdod is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak
human.
Timsabdod created the planet Mars five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Timsabdod, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Timsabdod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Timsabdod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Timsabdod's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about mites.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.