Kadrakrill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective sheep.

Kadrakrill created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadrakrill, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kadrakrill, she will have a low opinion of you.

Kadrakrill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kadrakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing black ear rings.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadrakrill.

5. Never talk about comets.