Habbinwip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless ant.

Habbinwip created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habbinwip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Habbinwip, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Habbinwip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Habbinwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never eat bark.