Larpfethig is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking
pigeon.
Larpfethig created a strange quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Larpfethig, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Larpfethig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Larpfethig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.
Larpfethig's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Learn five new languages a year.
3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not take Larpfethig's name in vain.