Bossvonkrut is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome
alligator.
Bossvonkrut created bats seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bossvonkrut, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bossvonkrut, she will turn you into a slug.
Bossvonkrut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Bossvonkrut's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never write about chromosomes.
3. Always treat whales with great respect.
4. Learn four new languages a year.
5. Never skip in holy places.