Bossvonkrut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Bossvonkrut created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvonkrut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bossvonkrut, she will turn you into a slug.

Bossvonkrut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bossvonkrut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never skip in holy places.