Lensafbon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless dryad.

Lensafbon created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lensafbon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lensafbon, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lensafbon's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lensafbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Lensafbon's name in vain.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about gravity near rats while wearing cyan shorts and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Do not skip in public.