Mapbusmil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful chicken.

Mapbusmil created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Mapbusmil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mapbusmil, it will ignore you.

Mapbusmil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Mapbusmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Never talk about fire.