Mapbusmil is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, unthoughtful
chicken.
Mapbusmil created tapeworms four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mapbusmil, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mapbusmil, it will ignore you.
Mapbusmil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Mapbusmil's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never talk about swans.
5. Never talk about fire.