Misfobcap Milhunfligkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous pigeon.

Misfobcap Milhunfligkik created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfobcap Milhunfligkik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misfobcap Milhunfligkik, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Misfobcap Milhunfligkik's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Misfobcap Milhunfligkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five gulls in a large pit.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into white rooms.