Popragyattik is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating
giraffe.
Popragyattik created Mount Everest seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Popragyattik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Popragyattik, he will turn you into a puffin.
Popragyattik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Popragyattik's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Popragyattik.
4. Never hurt nematodes.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.