Popragyattik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating giraffe.

Popragyattik created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Popragyattik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popragyattik, he will turn you into a puffin.

Popragyattik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Popragyattik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Popragyattik.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.