Absawrat is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, calm
dolphin.
Absawrat created bats nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Absawrat, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Absawrat, it will turn you into a hamster.
Absawrat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Absawrat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed peanuts to swans while wearing ear rings.
2. Never write about bacteria.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always help birds in need.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.