Dussyimgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, effective naga.

Dussyimgep created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussyimgep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dussyimgep, it will destroy your home planet.

Dussyimgep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dussyimgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Put Dussyimgep first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.